Pooch Parody Lover Gifts

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Dog Wrestling.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

A. A. Milne

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

Home Alone 45

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

Monster Attack

Walking The Dog.

"Donald Trump in Honey, I shrunk the gov."