Pooch Admirer Gifts

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Baroque Peacock

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Espresso Martini Peacock

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

No, I don

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Meow"

Prosecco Peacock

There are no rats with collars...

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Dogs and Chickens

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Giuseppe Verdi

"Okay, who's purring?"

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

Living with a cataholic.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."