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"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Baroque Peacock

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Espresso Martini Peacock

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Prosecco Peacock

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Meow"

Dog Wrestling.

There are no rats with collars...

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

Dogs and Chickens

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Giuseppe Verdi

"That's $20 for you if you pluck the tail feathers off my rival over there..."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Living with a cataholic.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

An inbred poodle.

"Wanna go out?"