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"Barking can be very affirmational."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"No no, I said sit!!"

The Fourth Little Pig

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Stubborn Horse

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Dog Wrestling.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

Soldier Walking Peacock.

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

Best Dad Ever

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"Take it easy back there!"

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

"All my dates have to get her approval."