Pooch Appreciator Gifts

Simple Dog Humour

"Barking can be very affirmational."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"No no, I said sit!!"

The Fourth Little Pig

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Stubborn Horse

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Dog Wrestling.

"I find parrots have a tendency to fly away"

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

Best Dad Ever

Soldier Walking Peacock.

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"I'm no show dog - I have Alopecia!"

"Take it easy back there!"

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"We'll have the grilled penguin."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'