Pooch Approver Gifts

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"No no, I said sit!!"

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"You can't plead cute."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Dog Wrestling.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Pets on holiday.

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Best in Heat.

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Bring us a bottle of your best toilet water."

'Don't you think you're spoiling that dog,Dorothy?'

"Too goth?"

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

Simple Dog Humour

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'