Pooch Aficionado Gifts

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

Litterary Dogs.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Dog Wrestling.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Too goth?"

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

Simple Dog Humour

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

POOP-ANGEL!

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Country mansion full of dogs.

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.