Pooch Aficionado Gifts

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Litterary Dogs.

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dog Wrestling.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Too goth?"

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Simple Dog Humour

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

POOP-ANGEL!

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Country mansion full of dogs.

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.