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"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Mum, I got the job!"

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Pets on holiday.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

Tough Guy

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."