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'Let's do a deal - I won't drag you past any more lamp-posts...'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Good Dog!

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'Oh no, they're back!'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

My other dog is a Great Dane.

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'