Pooch Promoter Gifts

'Let's do a deal - I won't drag you past any more lamp-posts...'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Good Dog!

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'Oh no, they're back!'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

'And this is Mr Blagstock our chief salesman.'

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'