Pooch Pundit Gifts

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Good Dog!

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Tough Guy

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.