Pooch Pundit Pillows

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Litterary Dogs.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Good Dog!

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Tough Guy

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

My other dog is a Great Dane.

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"I can't find his dog whistle anywhere."