Pooch Poet Pillows

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Litterary Dogs.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Literate Dogs.

Good Dog!

Pets on holiday.

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

Tough Guy

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

My other dog is a Great Dane.

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.

When groomers go bad.

'I must leave my mark on the world.' 'I must leave my mark on the next lamp post.'

'Let's do a deal - I won't drag you past any more lamp-posts...'

"Why don't you stick your head out the window like other dogs?"

"I'm not falling for that - every time I'm mad at you, you suddenly 'hurt your paw'."

Dog Park Afternoon

'It's nothing personal...It's just business.'