Pooch Philosopher Pillows

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

'I must leave my mark on the world.' 'I must leave my mark on the next lamp post.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Good Dog!

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Pets on holiday.

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Tough Guy

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

My other dog is a Great Dane.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

Walking The Dog.

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'