Pooch Philosopher Prints

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'I must leave my mark on the world.' 'I must leave my mark on the next lamp post.'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Good Dog!

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Pets on holiday.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

Tough Guy

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'

Walking The Dog.

My other dog is a Great Dane.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.