Pooch Psychologist Prints

Tough Guy

"I'm not falling for that - every time I'm mad at you, you suddenly 'hurt your paw'."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

Dog Wrestling.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Good Dog!

Pets on holiday.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"Enough about me. Let's talk about my dog."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"They're not the tastiest, so try hiding them in a piece of cheese before you take them."

The downside of curbing your dog....

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

No Wonder he's sick! Chicken Bones!

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Dinner Time!

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'