Pooch Partners Gifts

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

No Soliciting

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Don't even think about it."

Litterary Dogs.

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

Dog Wrestling.

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Good Dog!

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

'Oh no, they're back!'

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

Tough Guy

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."