Pooch Pilots Gifts

"Why don't you stick your head out the window like other dogs?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Good Dog!

Pets on holiday.

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Tough Guy

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Car Dog-Doors.

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'

"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."