Pooch Pilots Gifts

"Why don't you stick your head out the window like other dogs?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

Dog Wrestling.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Good Dog!

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

Pets on holiday.

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Tough Guy

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Car Dog-Doors.

My other dog is a Great Dane.

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

"I don't feel like going on a walk today, so I got me an Uber to take me around the block. You need the exercise, so you can walk beside the car."

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.