Pooch Road Tripper Gifts

Pets on holiday.

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"No no, I said sit!!"

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Camping.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

Sometimes Y Turn

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Monday: Next 7 exits.

Inflating Boobs.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

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