Pooch Politico Gifts

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

No Soliciting

"Don't even think about it."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Good Dog!

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'Oh no, they're back!'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

Tough Guy

"I'm working on finding a healthier alternative to sniffing butts."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'