Pooch Politico Gifts

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

No Soliciting

"Don't even think about it."

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Good Dog!

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'Oh no, they're back!'

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

Tough Guy

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."