Pooch Stylist Gifts

When groomers go bad.

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Litterary Dogs.

Dog Wrestling.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'Oh no, they're back!'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

Tough Guy

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"I think I'll go for the Barf Bits du Jour."

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

My other dog is a Great Dane.

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

Walking The Dog.