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'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Dog Wrestling.

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Good Dog!

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"All my dates have to get her approval."

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

My other dog is a Great Dane.

'I really hit the jackpot the day you came to the dog's home didn't I?'

Walking The Dog.