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'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Shakespeare's Lost Play: The Taming of the Pooch.

Dog Wrestling.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Good Dog!

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"Aw, so cute - scooter's running in his sleep again."

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

"All my dates have to get her approval."

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Blue-nosed pointer: 'Naughty, naughty!'

'Ever noticed how people resemble their pets?'

"... and bless the UPS driver, who endures my instinctive barks, growls, yelps and yips."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

My other dog is a Great Dane.

Walking The Dog.

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.