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"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

No Soliciting

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Don't even think about it."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

Dog Wrestling.

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'He's barking mad!'

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'