Pooch Partner Pillows

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

No Soliciting

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Don't even think about it."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

Dog Wrestling.

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'He's barking mad!'

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

'I'm looking for an eight minute mile pace. Ready, and ...'

"I've no idea what breed he is but he's very loyal."

'That's right, my Master follows me on my walk with a plastic bag in his hand: I have no privacy anymore...'

Mans Best Friends Reunited Web-site.

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"I have no skills. . . only tricks."

'When we get outside I want to see a smile'

"Yo... come on... you can at least turn your head."