Pooch Pals Pillows

"Are you through with your 'Times'?"

"I used to be a dog-walker."

"I believe in unconditional love—except for the mailman."

'He's barking mad!'

Handshakes.

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

"He's a little shy around people."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"No no, I said sit!!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A large leaf falling on a dog

A man and his dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Pet a Puppy

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

No Soliciting

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"A little help, please."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Don't even think about it."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

'I found him on the internet.'

Fur Baby