Pooch Pals Prints

"Are you through with your 'Times'?"

"I used to be a dog-walker."

"I believe in unconditional love—except for the mailman."

'He's barking mad!'

Handshakes.

"He chews his nails, his pencils, his glasses... and I get scolded for chewing his shoes!"

"He's a little shy around people."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Licensed Therapist

"No no, I said sit!!"

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Pet a Puppy

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

No Soliciting

"A little help, please."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Don't even think about it."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Just what emotion is your emotional support dog supporting?"

'I found him on the internet.'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

Sunday P.M. July 15, 1990 in the Watternods' Living Room with the Watternods' Dog and Mr. Wu Lung's Cat from Next Door