Pooch Enthusiast Pillows

A little dash of lemon should do the trick!

'It contains the great taste of trash and dead birds that dogs love!'

Walking The Dog.

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

"Let me guess - testicles?"

"At least I can give you a hug without wearing a mask."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Don't chase it - You don't know where it's been.'

"He continues to taunt me. Frankly, I don't know else can be done."

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

No Soliciting

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

"Don't even think about it."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

Dog Wrestling.

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'HEEL!...HEEL!'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"We should probably stop calling each other 'Fluffy's person' and 'Fifi's person' and learn each other's real names - now that we're married I mean."

'He's barking mad!'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'And this bone, would you say he wanted to pick it for quite some time?'

"English: Walk?" "Dog hears: Edibles on the sidewalk!"

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"Too goth?"