Punk Pooch Fan Pillows

"Too goth?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Punkins

"Nice haircut."

Dog Wrestling.

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Which one's mine?"

'Punk Rock?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Disease-y Top

Cybergoth.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Australian punk

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Punk Angel