Punk Pooch Fan Gifts

"Too goth?"

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Nice haircut."

"Rapunzel's gone punk."

Punkins

"Iggy Pop? More like Iggy Grandpop."

"Which one's mine?"

Dog Wrestling.

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Punk Rock?'

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"I found an old photo of us, when we were punk rockers... Didn't we look ridiculous?"

Cybergoth.

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

Disease-y Top

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

I'm getting old, I spotted a couple of brown hairs among the punk.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

'In case of computer crash' (break the glass).

Stay in school until 18 or no driver's license!

Australian punk

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'I'd say your vision is being affected by an arrow through your head, but perhaps you'd like to get a second opinion from an eye specialist.'

Ian Dury

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'After we had him declawed he started taking on a tougher persona to compensate.'