Famous Pooch Fan Gifts

Children of Celebrity Canines

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

What does aloof mean?

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"I'm a monster."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Apple Kiss

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Too goth?"

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Dogma.

'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

Country mansion full of dogs.

"Dog star"

Beware of the Overly Friendly Dog.

"This haircut may score points at dog shows, but it's made me an object of ridicule with other dogs. I need a tattoo that will make me look cool."