Famous Pooch Fan Gifts

Children of Celebrity Canines

"No no, I said sit!!"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

What does aloof mean?

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"I'm a monster."

"I've been calling, but he's not picking up."

'This is no game! This is who I am!'

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'Sure, I could be independent, but it's so much nicer to allow myself to be spoiled rotten by Mistress...'

Boy weighs puppy: 'Ten... that's 70 in people-pounds, Sparky.'

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"He loves to give autographs!"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Chasebook for Dogs

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'I forgot to tell you... he's part Spitz.'

"Too goth?"

Apple Kiss

"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

'Complaints desk - Look, I've found this puppy in my toilet roll.'

'Since winning Best of Breed at the dog show he won't go anywhere without his entourage!'

Dogma.

"Don't worry, that's just him being friendly."

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Country mansion full of dogs.

"This haircut may score points at dog shows, but it's made me an object of ridicule with other dogs. I need a tattoo that will make me look cool."

"Dog star"