Prized Pooch Admirer Gifts

'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He was a very good boy."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Labradoodle"

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Flea Philosophy.

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Hyenas as Pets

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Living with a cataholic.

"Wow, these are good!"

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"Damn, she's good."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

A man reads a sign saying 'Beware the Ides of March' is approached from behind by a small dog wearing a coat which reads 'Ides'.