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'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"He was a very good boy."

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Labradoodle"

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

Flea Philosophy.

Hyenas as Pets

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Living with a cataholic.

"Wow, these are good!"

The Secret Life of Pugs

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'The good news is it's not bird flu.'

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

Butch didn't mark his territory like other dogs.

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'These hibernation pills ought to do the trick.'

"Damn, she's good."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

"That's pretty good, but can you fetch or play dead?"

"Would you like a 'scratching' or 'non-scratching' room?"

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

A man reads a sign saying 'Beware the Ides of March' is approached from behind by a small dog wearing a coat which reads 'Ides'.

"Take it easy back there!"