Sparky Pooch Admirer Gifts

"Her fur generates so much static electricity, we named her Sparky."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"She's a weiner cat."

'Of course I don't think you are silly, Mrs. Fifner. A dog doesn't have to be a purebred in order for you to love it."

Home for the Holidays

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

Bored at the City Morgue.

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

'Sure, the farmer always shouts or whistles at me, but deep down, he's a softy...'

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"Take it easy back there!"

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

A dog sits at her typwriter

Christmas Puppy Bow

Simple Dog Humour

"He's a Prince Charles Spaniel."

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"Bad dog."

'She's a bit pricey,dear-can't we look at the runners up?'

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

Man tries to shake clinging dog off his leg. Dog says to another dog: 'I suppose you could say I'm a people person.'

Hipster Coyote

Horse and Ponies for Sale

Country mansion full of dogs.

'How to lick doggie breath.'

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows."

Compact parking space for pony at saloon.

"Barking can be very affirmational."

"He's a Yankeedoodle."