Barky Dog Admirer Gifts

A dog sits at her typwriter

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"Meow"

No, I don

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

There are no rats with collars...

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Fifty Shades of Gray

Puppy.

"We should get out to the country more often."

Flea Philosophy.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Dogs and Chickens

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I love it!"

"Wow, these are good!"