Barky Dog Appreciator Gifts

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I was almost that last year."

Theatre Masks and Butts

No Soliciting

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Puppy.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"Take it easy back there!"

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

A dog sits at her typwriter

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

'You can wait.'

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"He's my best friend, but not my BFF."

'He's so bright he scares me!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'