Barky Dog Appreciator T-Shirts

"Rex, stop your barking, we're getting dirty looks from the neighbours! Yep, you've woken up the baby!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I was almost that last year."

No Soliciting

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Canine Comedians

Puppy.

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"I guess people want dogs with no problems. Lucky for me, all I've got is quirks."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

'How long have you had this ringing in the ears?'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I'm starting to miss his begging."

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

"Take it easy back there!"

A dog sits at her typwriter

"He will only bite if he thinks you are afraid!"

"He's a cross breed, bred for intelligence."

'You can wait.'

"I think Wendy likes me... she chose me first for her cooperative learning group!"

Business cartoon about an inbox system.

"I was just trying to be nice when I said their min-pin was cute and that I wanted one. It didn't mean anything."

"These humans are WEIRD! - They pick up our poop; carefully tie it up into little bags and then throw it into the nearest bush. . . !"

"I was attacked by a bunch of sailors who stole my rum barrel!"

"Remember laps?"