Shaggy Dog Admirer Gifts

"Poor lady, she never wins these pageants. She has a really weird run."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

No, I don

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

"We should get out to the country more often."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Flea Philosophy.

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

Dogs and Chickens

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

I love you too, dear... But can we maybe take a night off from spooning?

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

It's for you.