Sausage Dog Admirer Gifts

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Bangers and Mash

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Hot dog warmer

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Wieners Sausages.

'Is he sitting?'

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Bed or breakfast.

A trio of local sausages.

Woman walking sausage dog.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

"Today we're gonna find out what you're made of, Wienerschmidt!"

"Darned Copycats!"