Sausage Dog Admirer Prints

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Regarding Dolly our Daschund, that's about the long and short of it!

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog begging for a sausage

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Hot dog warmer

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Bangers and Mash

'Is he sitting?'

Bed or breakfast.

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

Woman walking sausage dog.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

A trio of local sausages.

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

I married him for better or for wurst.'

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'Don't keep going on about your cold paws - I've got my own problem!'