Sausage Dog Supporter Prints

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"I heard you got a new dachshund."

Lumbar support animal

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

Sausages!

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Dog begging for a sausage

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Guide Dogs

Hedgehog Mortuary.

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Bangers and Mash

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Hot dog warmer

Best in Heat.

'Is he sitting?'