Sausage Dog Supporter Mugs

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

"I heard you got a new dachshund."

Lumbar support animal

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Dog begging for a sausage

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"It's all hypothetical, of course, but how much wood do you think you could chuck?"

Hot dog warmer

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Bangers and Mash

Hedgehog Mortuary.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Best in Heat.

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Guide Dogs

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Is he sitting?'

'I'm no grey squirrel...just a very old red one.'

Bed or breakfast.