Sausage Dog Fanatics Mugs

Extended Stay.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Dog begging for a sausage

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Silly sausages

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Bangers and Mash

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Hot dog warmer

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Wieners Sausages.

'Is he sitting?'

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Bed or breakfast.

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

A trio of local sausages.

Woman walking sausage dog.