Sausage Dog Aficionado Prints

Woman walking sausage dog.

'Well, I thought the water to wine bit was nice, now how about some new legs?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog begging for a sausage

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Hot dog warmer

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Bangers and Mash

'Is he sitting?'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Bed or breakfast.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

A trio of local sausages.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Sausage

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

"Darned Copycats!"