Sausage Dog Aficionado Gifts

Woman walking sausage dog.

'Well, I thought the water to wine bit was nice, now how about some new legs?'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Dog begging for a sausage

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Bangers and Mash

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Hot dog warmer

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Wieners Sausages.

'Is he sitting?'

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

Bed or breakfast.

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

A trio of local sausages.

Sausage

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!