Sausage Enthusiast Gifts

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"It doesn't have a damn thing to do with political correctness, pal. I'm a sausage,and that guy's a wienie."

Sausage Machine

'Cook it with the ethnic jokes. Here comes Polish sausage.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

"Today we're gonna find out what you're made of, Wienerschmidt!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

"In the heart of battle, as you stare down death! That is how sausage is made!"

At the hotdog factory.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

Sausage Skipping Rope

Hot Dog

24-hour hot dog machine

You're my favourite Bratwurst

Dog wishing for a sausage.

Sausage Guillotine

Bangers and Mash

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Cannibal!'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'You've been reading too many comics.'

Punch and Judaism are those sausages, pork?, pork schmork already!

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Dog begging for a sausage

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

I'm your wurst nightmare!

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."