Sausage Admirer Gifts

Frankfurters on a Bus

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog begging for a sausage

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'Just bring a few hundred sausages, plenty of wine and of course your barbeque.'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Bangers and Mash

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Hot dog warmer

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Bed or breakfast.

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

Farm-raised salmon visit the big city.

A trio of local sausages.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Department of Redundancy Department - 'Hot Dog' Frank Wiener, Director