Sausage Enthusiasts Gifts

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog begging for a sausage

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Bangers and Mash

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

Bed or breakfast.

Sausage

A trio of local sausages.

'You can't do this! I'm a cumberland sausage, I have protected status!'

Woman walking sausage dog.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

I married him for better or for wurst.'