Sausage Lover Gifts

Bed or breakfast.

The Boringest Sausage Party Ever!

'He never aspired to anything better than spam.'

An Unexpected Turn For The Wurst.

An unexpected turn for the wurst.

'Omigosh! It's true! I am a WIENER!'

Toad in the Hole in the Wall.

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'Harry J. liked his work best whenever he could be all by himself behind the counter.'

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

The bad news is that there was an accident yesterday. The good news is that the sausages are free today.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Dog begging for a sausage

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Bangers and Mash

Hot dog warmer

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Woman walking sausage dog.