Sausage Lover Gifts

Bed or breakfast.

The Boringest Sausage Party Ever!

'He never aspired to anything better than spam.'

An Unexpected Turn For The Wurst.

An unexpected turn for the wurst.

'Omigosh! It's true! I am a WIENER!'

Toad in the Hole in the Wall.

'My doctor says I need more good cholesterol. I think this sausage is as good as it gets.'

'Harry J. liked his work best whenever he could be all by himself behind the counter.'

Sausages!

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

The bad news is that there was an accident yesterday. The good news is that the sausages are free today.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Dog begging for a sausage

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Ketchup Kafe...Where Kondiment is King!

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

"Do you have to put tomato sauce on everything?"

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Hot dog warmer

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

Bangers and Mash