Sausage Dog Enthusiast Gifts

'The divorce was amicable enough, but we did have a tug of war over who got the dog.'

'You wouldn't be very good at petting Dachshunds.'

"That's not fair!"

'Boy am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Dachsunds prefer blondes.

"Darned Copycats!"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Sausages!

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Dog begging for a sausage

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

Hot dog warmer

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

Bangers and Mash

'This is quite common. You've eaten so many sausages that you've turned into one.'

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Wieners Sausages.

'Is he sitting?'

'Do not look within. Trust me, you don't want to know what's in there.'

'That's the problem with Dacshunds, you can never tell whether they're coming or going.'

Bed or breakfast.

"See, this is what happens if you're not a good boy!"

Woman walking sausage dog.

A trio of local sausages.