Sausage Aficionado Gifts

'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'

'A Term for the Wurst.'

Exported sausage

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Yeah, that's the face alright. But you say they still didn't give you the sausage?"

"You'd think over the years one or two of them would catch on."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

I married him for better or for wurst.'

A trio of local sausages.

Hammer and Sickle

"You are going to be very popular in the near future."

Flying sauces.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

Sausages!

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Doctor, did you say 5 minutes of traction, or 5 hours?'

Source of Information

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

'Mr. Hillshire seems to have taken a turn for the 'wurst'.'

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

Dog begging for a sausage

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'

It was the easy listening that the free range sausages seemed to find most soothing.

'No, we can't issue restraining orders to dogs.'